The Perfect Post

After agonizing over the "perfect" first post for weeks - literally, weeks- I've decided to hell with it! I'm just going to get started so the pressure's off.

So D and I went to the movies this weekend and saw the previews for the new Will Farrell flick, Stepbrothers. In the tradition of wacky Will Farrell movies, it looks hilarious in an Anchorman/ Talladega Nights kind of way. So there's a scene where he's in a job interview and he's wearing a tuxedo. So ridiculous! I love it! The interviewer, after her patience has been tested by these two idiots, points out that he's wearing a tuxedo to an interview for a position to clean bathrooms. Clearly not appropriate, but so flippin' funny!

So I started thinking, What positions could you interview for wearing a tuxedo and not look like an idiot?
This is what I've come up with so far:
1. Secret Agent (think 007)
2. Formal Wear Model
3. Escort at the Miss USA Pageant (you know, those guys that help them down the stairs so they don't trip on their dresses and ridiculously high heels- you've seen them)
4. Chippendales Dancer (of course, he wouldn't be wearing it very long but you get the idea)
5. Groom-to-Be
6. Professional Ballroom Dancer

Any other ideas? Just some food for thought.